Holy Craps! is a datapoint in Horizon Forbidden West. It is the eighteenth item in Text Datapoints - World.
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MARISHA: Welcome back y'all! We're still reporting live from FLAMBOYANZA, the annual avatar-gala brought to you by the glamorous and glorious swags at BEARBACK. As always, all proceeds go to the conservation and repopulation of North American animal species. So let's hope there's MAXIMUM avatar ridiculousness coming up!
MARISHA: Moving on to the next craps table and-oh this table is WILDNESS! Pepper, whadowegot?!
PEPPER: Well Marisha, where to start?! Let's go with Steampunk Victorian Queen over here. Look at the detail on that petticoat! And everything in a copper sheen, including her skin!
MARISHA: It Looks a-ma-zing, Pepper. Can't imagine what that dress'd weigh if it were real. But what's she doing behind her back?
PEPPER: Apparently she's turning some sort of crank to... Yeah, to wind herself up to throw the dice! That's RICH!
MARISHA: Incredibly well thought-out, Pepper. Even her movements are toy-ish! And next to her?
PEPPER: Wow, okay, that's hard to miss. It's Sir Discopus! The mustached, eight-limbed party animal! Look, look, he's even got a monocle to match his tuxedo!
MARISHA: Whoa, those shifting color patterns are totally freaking me out, Pepper.
PEPPER: It's called 'camouflage', Marisha! And don't tell me you're not loving this. Look at those tentacles go! Woohoo!
MARISHA: It's called 'overkill', Pepper, but I'll admit that those tentacle animations are vivid. I'm way more interested in his neighbor, though. Is that a young Elvis?
PEPPER: Yes, Marisha, boringly enough that's Vegas' most stereotypical icon in his prime. Oh, he's starting to... bulge.
MARISHA: OMGIGPM! He's morphing into fat Elvis!
PEPPER: Now THAT, Marisha, is a hunka burnin' [DATA CORRUPTED]
Location[]
This datapoint is found on the roof of a ruined building, further south of the campfire located south of Hidden Ember. It is in the eastern of the two buildings.
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| Text Datapoints - Quests | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 - #19 - #20 - #21 - #22 - #23 - #24 - #25 - #26 - #27 - #28 - #29 - #30 - #31 - #32 - #33 - #34 - #35 - #36 - #37 - #38 - #39 | |
| Text Datapoints - Side Quests | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 - #19 - #20 - #21 - #22 | |
| Text Datapoints - World | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 - #19 - #20 - #21 - #22 - #23 - #24 - #25 - #26 - #27 - #28 - #29 - #30 - #31 - #32 - #33 - #34 - #35 - #36 - #37 - #38 - #39 - #40 - #41 - #42 - #43 - #44 - #45 - #46 - #47 - #48 - #49 - #50 - #51 - #52 - #53 - #54 - #55 - #56 - #57 - #58 - #59 - #60 - #61 - #62 - #63 - #64 - #65 - #66 - #67 - #68 - #69 - #70 - #71 - #72 - #73 - #74 - #75 - #76 - #77 - #78 | |
| Scanned Glyphs | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 - #19 - #20 - #21 - #22 - #23 - #24 - #25 - #26 - #27 - #28 - #29 - #30 - #31 - #32 - #33 - #34 - #35 - #36 - #37 - #38 - #39 | |
| Salvage Contracts | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 | |
| RCC | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 | |
| Text Datapoints - Museum | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 | |
| Relic Ruins | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 | |
| Horizon Forbidden West: Burning Shores Datapoints | ||
| Audio Datapoints | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 | |
| Hologram Datapoints | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 | |
| Quests | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 - #19 - #20 | |
| Side Quests | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 | |
| World | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #13 - #14 - #15 - #16 - #17 - #18 - #19 - #20 - #21 - #22 - #23 - #24 - #25 - #26 - #27 - #28 - #29 - #30 - #31 - #32 - #33 - #34 - #35 - #36 - #37 - #38 - #39 - #40 - #41 - #42 - #43 - #44 - #45 | |
| Scanned Glyphs | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 - #07 - #08 - #09 - #10 - #11 | |
| Relic Ruins | #01 - #02 | |
| Companions | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 | |
| Heaven¢ Mission Control | #01 - #02 - #03 - #04 - #05 - #06 | |